BIRD GRFT
$ 1.00
U see the beutiful videoimage over there? STOP. CLOSE EYES. you have not paid for my persmission to look at it yet!!
that right ther is a GRFT (Give Robin Free Toast) NFT (Not Fer Thiefs), that is, eyeball thiefs who look at the most butiful GIF on the internet without payin for my persimssion .
so if ya wanna take a gander at the MOST COOL WOW movinpicture without bein a peepin' criminal, u must pay me one dollar per look.
CUSTOMEUR Q&A:
Q: What will i receive if I pay a dollar?
A: My permission to look over there at the lovey picture
Q: Will I receive a physical item or anything of value?
A: No
Q: Will I be given an encrypted token of some sort? Some computer mumbo-jumbo?
A: No
Q: Are there legal ramifications to looking at the GIF without paying?
A: No, but i will be very dissapoint at u
Q: So what am I paying for exactly?
A: MY PERSIMMONS TO LOOK AT THE GOOD PICTURE PHOTO!!!
Q: Wait, how will you know if I look and don't pay
A: I got spies everywhere. Every single where.
Q: This seems like a blatant cash grab???
A: how it a cash grab if I don't got hands? chekmate
Q: Do you sell in bulk?
A: yese