Hello hi I am bird.
I am running for presdient of the USA of AMERICA.
The only way I can become president is if you give me lots and lots of money. I need it for my """campaign.""" by campaign I mean buying myself bread and bread accessories. Trust me, I know how to handle money. Hello, but bird is on a quarter??
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