Hello hi I am bird.

I am running for presdient of the USA of AMERICA. 

The only way I can become president is if you give me lots and lots of money. I need it for my """campaign.""" by campaign I mean buying myself bread and bread accessories. Trust me, I know how to handle money. Hello, but bird is on a quarter?? 

Rest assure. All your money is go to a good cause: me. And all products are guaranteed 100% genuine things.

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