BIRD GRFT

$ 1.00

U see the beutiful videoimage over there? STOP. CLOSE EYES. you have not paid for my persmission to look at it yet!! 

that right ther is a GRFT (Give Robin Free Toast) NFT (Not Fer Thiefs), that is, eyeball thiefs who look at the most butiful GIF on the internet without payin for my persimssion . 

so if ya wanna take a gander at the MOST COOL WOW movinpicture without bein a peepin' criminal, u must pay me one dollar per look. 

CUSTOMEUR Q&A:

Q: What will i receive if I pay a dollar? 

A: My permission to look over there at the lovey picture 

Q: Will I receive a physical item or anything of value? 

A: No

Q: Will I be given an encrypted token of some sort? Some computer mumbo-jumbo?

A: No

Q: Are there legal ramifications to looking at the GIF without paying? 

A: No, but i will be very dissapoint at u 

Q: So what am I paying for exactly? 

 A: MY PERSIMMONS TO LOOK AT THE GOOD PICTURE PHOTO!!! 

Q: Wait, how will you know if I look and don't pay

A: I got spies everywhere. Every single where. 

Q: This seems like a blatant cash grab??? 

A: how it a cash grab if I don't got hands? chekmate

Q: Do you sell in bulk? 

A: yese